Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

by Srikanth

Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Calling the transformation both delightful and stunning, friends and family members confirmed Tuesday that 17-year-old Ashley Parker was blossoming into an absolutely gorgeous object.

According to Parker’s relatives, in the span of 14 months, the high school junior underwent a staggering metamorphosis from a young girl with thoughts, feelings, and aspirations into a truly stunning commodity …”

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